There have been a few events in my life where I almost came out looking cool. I've called them "Mark is Almost Cool Stories".   more »

Here's to the opening band,
Who is so awful, they chase everyone out of  the club except the 6 they ...   more »

After being out of the country for more than 2 weeks, I had to get used to driving again.   more »

What happens when someone who's out of shape and totally unprepared decides to go on a 16 mile hike with a heavy pack? Part ONE   more »

Don't try this at home.   more »

Most of you that know me have at least some idea of how clueless I am when it comes to the opposite sex. Some of you, however, I'm convinced do not fully appreciate the true extent of my cluelessness. So I will enlighten you.   more »

Yesterday, as I was driving to work, there was a car following me. It made all the turns I made, ...   more »

Some of you who have known me for a while may remember me making a comment once or twice about how I was once "dumped for a car".   more »

An original Bob Spelled Backwards song. One of the first we wrote.   more »

The following song was created by the members of Bob Spelled Backwards while bored one December day many years ago.   more »

I didn't get the memo!

Apparently, it's national "Bring your infant to work" day and no one told me.    more »