Because I often enjoy substituting real thought for sheer randomness.

I did this one already on facebook, but why deprive my blog readers of easy, mindless content?

1. Put your iTunes, Windows Media Player, etc. on shuffle.

2. For each question, press the next button to get your answer.

3. YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME DOWN NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS. (I allow 2 small cheats: I skip classical music with numbered titles, and unidentified songs, which I have a suprising amount of, because those are automatically not fun to use as answers)

4&5. Blah blah tag people no.

6. Have Fun!

IF SOMEONE SAYS 'ARE YOU OKAY' YOU SAY?

Silent Lucidity - Queensryche


That's right. It's none of your business. 


HOW WOULD YOU DESCRIBE YOURSELF 

Rocket in my Pocket - Little Feat 

HA!


WHAT DO YOU LIKE IN A GUY/GIRL?

Oil  And Water - Incubus

I asked for in a girl, but it answered for on a girl.


HOW DO YOU FEEL TODAY?

Untitled - The Stone Roses
 
As we saw with the first question, I don't want to talk about it.

WHAT IS YOUR LIFE'S PURPOSE?

Our Love Flows with the Tide - Tall Cotton String Band

I am to love flowing with the tide...I'm supposed to be a surfer?!?! 


WHAT'S YOUR MOTTO?

Lose It - Supergrass

Yes. And I lead by example.


WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU?

Open Country Joy - Mahavishnu Orchestra

I'm like a wide-open, happy place.  


WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU?

Music For Airports  - Brian Eno

I think it's hinting that I should swap playing music for going to visit them more?

WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN?

With My Own Two Hands - Ben Harper

Well, I do think about music a lot, which I do with my hands.

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND?

Breaking Into Heaven - The Stone Roses

Heh, he probably won't get in any other way.

WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY?

Night Song - Nusrat Fateh Ali Khan & Michael Brook


Playing music at night, that's about right. 


WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP?

A Cheery Wave from Stranded Youngsters - Mogwai


That is, like, so deep.


WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL?

The Walk - Imogen Heap

I stroll casually out of this life.

WHAT IS YOUR HOBBY/INTEREST?

Invasion Suite - Jiffylust

That's right. I am an alien. This planet is so mine.

WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST FEAR?

Paper Bass - Medeski, Martin &  Wood

Yes. Real basses are ok. But those paper ones...*shudder*

WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST SECRET?

Uninvited - Alanis Morissette

Well, yeah. Invading aliens are generally uninvited.


WHAT DO YOU WANT RIGHT NOW?

Cliffs - Aphex Twin

Actually, I have been planning a trip to the La Jolla cliffs to take some pictures

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS? 

Say You Love Me - Fleetwood Mac 

I do love my friends.

(I Always add more questions)

WHAT SHOULD YOU BE DOING RIGHT NOW?

A Sneaking Suspicion - Daedelus

Well, I'm at work, and I should be working, but instead I'm sneakily posting to my blog. So I guess this is my justification.

LOOK! WHAT'S THAT BEHIND YOU?

Yellow Hedgerow Dreamscape - Porcupine Tree

And that is definitely more interesting than what's in front of me.

WHAT'S THAT BLUE THING DOING HERE?

On Your Way Down - Little Feat

I guess it's an elevator!

SO...HOW'S IT GOIN'?

Biological - AIR

Such a literal response.

WHAT DESCRIBES YOUR DAY SO FAR?

Do It Again - Queens of the Stone Age

My job can be repetitive.

THE TITLE OF THE BOOK OF YOUR LIFE IS

I Ain't Got No Umbra - Bob Spelled Backwards

It is true, and very indicative of my life.

IF YOU FOUNDED A RELIGION, IT WOULD BE BASED ON

It Takes Time - Patti & Fred Smith

My religion would be strongly time-oriented...


WHAT WILL YOU POST THIS AS?

Nations of the World - Animaniacs

That should be a suitably misleading title.